I accidentally staple gun’d my ring finger while stretching a canvas. Its fine now. It just hurts a little. :<
I bet I was the sperm that was like, “please don’t send me into that big dirty...– Saku (talking about vaginas)
And have a good morning. Whats this? An oxymoron?
World's End Dancehall lyrics
On the borderline between joking and not, Up past the stairs Theres absolutely nothing worthwhile, So why don’t I lead you away? That dance your repeatedly stumble through, Will you do it on top of the alter? That’ll just blur your vision, So how about dancing right here with me? A shrill voice fills the room, In the worst possible way. I’ve obviously got nothing good...
LGBT Laughs: Sinning all day →
lgbtlaughs: On my way home from class the other day I was heckled by a religious nut with a sign, who had made the assumption that I was gay (which I’m not, I’m just fabulous). He was yelling on about sin and man shall not lie with man, but contrary to his usual victim I approached him. Me: “I assume you’re…
Why can't I draw faces with little trouble?
Why does the anatomy of the face have to be so easy to understand but hard to draw?
LGBT Laughs: FOR THE STRAIGHT FOLKS WHO DON'T MIND... →
janedoe225: You know, some people got a lot of nerve. Sometimes I don’t believe the things I see and hear. Have you met the woman who’s shocked by two women kissing and in the same breath, tells you she is pregnant? BUT gays, shouldn’t be so blatant. Or this straight couple sits next to you…
Guess who painted these works of art? Any ideas?...
wisawall: His name was Adolf Hitler.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
1. How the brain works. 2. Why do people keeps having arguments about whether or not being gay is a choice? 3. ARTPROJECTSUPONARTPROJECTSSOMEONEHELPME! 4. Why does everything look the way it is? 5. Why is it that every time I do something, I end up thinking of a better way of doing after I had done it? 6. Color Thoery 7.Why can’t he be gay? D;
Because I missed it; Day Three: Eight ways to win...
1. Be sarcastically funny. 2. Allow me to do funny stuff to your face. 3. Be excepting of my life style and how I do things. 4. Enjoy very long, LONG hugs. 5. Make funny noises with me. 6. Enjoy debating with me. 7. Ask me how my day was. 8. Tell me to make you a sandwich and allow me to hit you on the head.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself
1. I’m gay. 2. My favorite color is green. 3. I’m an artist. 4. I can change my voice a lot. 5. I love singing high notes in songs to get anger out. 6. I’m a creeper. 7. I like to sing. 8. I think in very absurd ways. 9. I’m generally nice and very weird. At least, I’m told. 3:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
You have no clue on how anxious I am to see you finally. We seem like exact opposites but as they say opposites attract. I don’t get to talk to you much but I still love you. And I swear to the highest of all entities then when you say you called and I say I didn’t get it, I really didn’t get it. Where did the times go? Why is it that Briona hates me and you, thinking that I...
I really want to teach art.
I want to be an art teacher so badly! I need students. Any takers?
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